Thursday, March 29, 2007

How To Find Out Where in a Time Loop You Are

True, while every position in a time loop is supposedly "identical" to its predecessor and subsequently, it's follower, there is a way to find out where in that loop you are.

What's a time loop? Why am I talking?

A time loop is some kind of situation in which there is a time machine involved. Since the fabric of time will not allow anything to actually be "changed," the time traveller who chooses to go back in time to the age of dinosaurs must have existed there in actuality 365 million years ago.

I saw a movie called "Somewhere in Time," a long time ago. Christopher Reeve, Dr. Quinn, whatever. Anyway, the plot revolves around an object (watch, ring, I don't remember) that is given to the man (Reeve) by an old woman at the beginning of the movie. He keeps it, and somehow stumbles into a time warp that takes him back to the...well, like fifty years earlier. He meets a woman and falls in love with her, and gives her the watch/ring. He dies in that time. Later, the woman grows old and one day sees her love alive, and young. And gives him the watch/ring - thus completing the time loop. Everything is the same, correct? Well...

Everything but the age of the ring. Every time through the time loop, the watch/ring actually gets fifty years older, as the old woman holds onto it for fifty years and the guy just keeps bringing the same item back in time over and over again. If he wanted to, he could scratch his future self messages on the back. Eventually, the watch/ring would be so corroded that it wouldn't even be recognizable, usable, or wanted by anyone. You'd have to put it through carbon dating just to find out how long it had been travelling through this particular loop.

Find out how old the watch/ring is, and find out how long the particular loop you've been trapped in has been repeating. Man, and you thought I was going to tell you something practical.

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Friday, March 16, 2007

Bruce Holwerda Quick Sketch Video



Music is Of Montreal's "Wraith Pinned to the Mist and Other Games."

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Why I Am Ashamed...

To be a Tigers fan (and Dutch):

To be a Lions fan:

Remember, the only way to wear a baseball hat is with nothing on it. If you're black, leave the shiny MLB sticker on under the bill. But please, PLEASE!! Don't put a flag of your heritage on a baseball hat. EVER! That's like wearing the US flag as a shirt, or using a rosary as a necklace...(not like I care about either of those things.) And if you do happen to do this thing, DON'T TELL ANYONE ELSE TO DO IT!

Uh...as always. Thank you eBay...thank you Jesus? Dear God...

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Steve said...

It was only a matter of time. I'm sure this is the first of many. Told ya! Be patient.

2:15 PM  
Steve said...

Oops!! My last post should've been for 'So, Yeah, I'm Published', makes more sense there.

6:23 AM  

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Monday, March 12, 2007

So, Yeah, I'm Published

Well, not yet. But I did get my acceptance letter today.

It's a really good surprise, seeing as I wasn't quite expecting it (even though in the back of my mind somewhere I really wanted to know, really was hoping I'd be good enough for a university literary magazine (Because if I'm not, who the hell am I kidding?)).

Anyway, I was good enough. It would be interesting to know by how much. (Personally, I like to think all the other stories they got were crap, then they got to mine and were like "OHMYGOD - BEST STORY EVER!")

Uh...here's part of the letter.


Congratulations from the Offbeat!

Sorry about the delay, we received numerous wonderful
submissions and the
selection process was a long and
difficult one. The good news is that we
would like to publish
your piece:


Leather-Lip Lightman and The Ice Train

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