Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Who Knew? - NOW WITH DRAWINGS!!!!

My sleep pattern caught up with me today. The dreams I had! Oh the dreams!

I don't remember them. But they were weird.

I have decided that Gardetto's are for me. Maybe if I ate them more I could gain some weight...mmm.

This post sucked.
EDIT: I found a way to make this post better retroactively! (ADD DRAWINGS!!!)

Ok. So recently I participated in the "Draw My Character" thing over on the GCJ boards.
This was my character:


















Celebrated cartoonist Rico Schacherl was next in line, and this was his take:




Pretty cool, huh? I should do this more often...

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Monday, February 27, 2006

The Blond Zombie

That's me. You see, I haven't been sleeping very well lately. I'll put my head in my pillow and tell myself it's time to sleep, and three hours later I will drop off. This is the worst kind of sleep, as the next morning you feel as if you haven't slept at all. (Later, in the shower, you might remember two or three really messed up dreams. - That's how I know I even slept a little bit.) Another thing happens. Your body clock gets messed up. And here's proof:

I got up at 8.30 this morning. For no other reason than that I was bored of laying in bed trying to sleep. (And my roommate's locking and unlocking of the door to visit the bathroom.) It was nice and bright, I pull the shades up, see it's snowing. (Of course, now the shades are back down...I swear I live with a control freak - don't stab me if you're reading this.) I had three hours to get to class on time, had breakfast (waffles!) for the first time since the last time I pulled an all-nighter (That was a long time ago, Mom. And completely unintentional.). On a normal Tuesday I would only have been up now for two hours. I'm working on eight! There are benefits from early risal* (*Not a word, I don't care. You write two books then I'll let you make up words too.)


One final thing. What is odd about coming home to a locked room to find that it's not unoccupied?

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Friday, February 24, 2006

To Ann Arbor

For the weekend. Depending on whether I can get internet or not, you won't talk to me till Sunday. Tough luck? Ha - hoping to finish pages 3 and 4 of Dream a Little Dream... or just page 3. Or I might get nothing done at all. It just depends.

Your host,
Adam Holwerda

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

The Head of The Mop - Serializer Part 3

Hey guys - this is part three of a story I've been writing in parts on this blog. I realize it's been some time so there's a lot of posts in between them and this, so if you'd like to read the whole thing I'll just point you over to my livejournal. Here we go.

***

Hen Marshall stared up at the dark of the ceiling, replaying his encounter with the old man in his head. Thinking about it made his heart skitter, like a flat stone over a still pond. Something is wrong, he thought, and if I were any sort of responsible landlord I’d go over there right now and find out what it is. He checked his watch, and noted that it was after one in the morning already. Too late to do anything, too late. Of course, he could have gone during the eight-o-clock movie, but it’d been too long since he’d seen the Goonies, and my, wasn’t that big weirdo a funny looking guy. At ten-o-clock he’d watched a news-magazine sponsored mystery, and that had been fairly interesting. It was about a man who went missing in his own backyard one day; a whole search party spent a week combing the fields behind his house, and turned up nothing. Police suspected his wife, and his wife suspected aliens. Nothing came of either suspicion. Three years later one of his kids was out playing and tripped over a bit of metal sticking out of the ground. He cleared away some of the grass and found the cover to a hatch of an old abandoned bomb shelter. After his mama had called the police, and they came out to open it, everyone was pretty sure they were going to find the guy’s dead body down there. Thing is, the guy was alive. He’d found the hatch just the same way as his son, opened it, and went down to investigate and the thing got locked behind him. He’d had enough to eat, somehow, but pretty quick his brain turned to mush and they pulled him out more or less an animal. It was interesting enough of a mystery, but every time the commercials started Hen had turned his head to the window, staring across the court at the house with one light on, in the downstairs living room. I should do something, he had thought. He contemplated calling the police, but the notion of picking up the phone and dialing 911 made him nervous. Time piled onto itself, and now it was one in the morning and the moonlight danced off his watch and onto the ceiling, but tonight he just wasn’t amused. Will I even sleep tonight? He groaned and rolled over, stuffing his head into the pillow and trying to make his mind blank. First thing in the morning, I’ll go over. I promise. Just let me sleep. And after an hour or so of certainty that it would not, sleep came.

***

The morning is cold, the air sour in his nostrils. He stands on Crim’s porch, heart in his throat. Another deep breath and then knock, knock. The sound against the still of morning is grand, and he shudders. Waiting, hands in pockets now, a good three steps back from the door should it swing open, waiting for the gaunt height of an old man whose eyes are telescopes. Checking his watch now, two minutes spent waiting, not a sound from within the house. Should I, or come back later? Another moment then knock,knock,knock. Then “Mr. Crim! Open the door, it’s your landlord again. I, uh…I’m back for the rent, uh, I was wrong, I need it today and not the end of the week. Mr Crim?” His voice a cracked notion of its past self, he feels in it his fear. Of what? What am I afraid of? He’s just an old man, but something’s happened. That smell… That smell charges from beneath the door and drives up at him, gathering around his head like a swarm of beastly rotting bees. Five minutes now, he’s waited long enough. The doorknob is limp and cold in his hand, and when he turns it something clicks and the door pulls open easily, like he’s said a magic word. Oh God what were they feeling when they opened that hatch, was it like this? He breathes heavily through his nose; a mistake immediately recognized as he retches, hand over his mouth to hold it in. His eyes are watering now, he’s managed to repress his gag reflex and his mouth hangs open gulping dead air. Another moment and he’s ready.

“Mr. Crim, are you here? Mrs. Crim? Is anyone here? I’m coming in now; don’t be afraid it’s just me, your landlord. I’m going to leave the door open, ok?” For me as much as for anyone else, he thinks. Three steps put him among the clutter, clothes and notebooks and dishes and half-eaten foods becoming the stagnant water through which he wades. To the left is a hallway, and a door half-open. He wades there, following a trail of notebooks. He picks one up, opens it. It is full, each page nearly black with ink, each line of writing perfectly small and even. All the notebooks are like this, all of them. Dear God. It’s that thing, where you go crazy and write all the time. What did they call that? The word escapes him and he pushes the door in and here he is, the vulture of a man slumped over a notebook, dead. Crim’s arms lay out before him, his right hand still clutching a pen. Marshall doesn’t gasp, doesn’t dare; he had to be expecting this, hadn’t he? He’s dead. Of course he’s dead. He finds himself wading closer to the body, squinting to make out the last of Crim’s writing. Reads three lines, and his vision swims. He reads them again.

I have a visitor today. My landlord, Mr. Marshall. Hello, Mr. Marshall, how are you? I’m afraid I’m busy today and won’t be able to do much talking, but I’ll have Marjorie make you some coffee. I can spare a few minutes I suppose, is that all right?

Marshall’s head is shaking now, droplets are welling at the corners of his eyes.

And then, almost immediately everything is all right again. He is smiling; it is clear. “I am dreaming. How clever. I can’t usually read in dreams.” He reads the rest of what is written on the page.

I’m afraid Marjorie is in the bath. Maybe you should go and get her, and I’ll have her make you some coffee. Doesn’t that sound swell, Mr. Marshall?

Marshall laughs. “Why of course it does! Coffee would be very good right now. The bathroom’s up the stairs, am I right?” He waits, for the man’s dead hand to move, to write a response. But of course it does not. He laughs again, amused at his own expectations and then turns on a heel, bounding out of the room.

“I’m dreaming,” he says to himself as he bounces to the foot of the stairs. “It’s not a very nice dream, but I’ll wake up soon enough.”

The stairs pose only a few moments’ effort, and now he stands at the bathroom door, which is curiously open, staring in. The smell, which he’d thought was getting better, had in fact worsened. He wrinkled his nose. “Mrs. Crim, your husband wanted me to get you out of the bath so you could make me some coffee. You see, I’m visiting.” He steps into the room, and his shoes fill with water. He can see the bathtub in the far corner; it’s filled all the way up. “Mrs. Crim,” he says as he moves closer, then his stomach heaves and his mouth fills with bile. He vomits, and looks again. “No, this is too bad.” He slaps himself, across the face. He slaps himself again, harder. He’s crying, now, sobbing to wake up. He’s slapping himself rapidly, yelping in pain and sobbing as his feeble mind lets go.

Downstairs, as Marshall begins to scream, Jordan Crim’s pen-clutching claw begins to move.

Thank you for visiting, Mr. Marshall. Come again, very soon.

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The Great Library Raid

I like libraries. I like libraries because libraries have books, and I love books. Also, it's free to read them. Whoever came up with the idea that books should be free to those who want to read them, I would like to dig that person up and shake his hand. Well, maybe saying that I'd like to do such a thing is enough, and will prevent me from actually doing said thing. Maybe.

I'm talking about libraries because I found myself with about an hour to kill between my two classes and home was a little far to go and come back from in that amount of time. Ergo, I went to the library. I walked straight to the east wing, jogged up four stories, and proceeded to fill my arms with books. My mental appetite is apparently quite large.

My muscles straining from the extra thirty pounds on my back, I carted these books all the way to class and then back home again. Whose work did I lug the most?

The winner, with a grand total of four novels, is Paul Auster.

City of Glass
(novel version)
Ghosts
The Locked Room
Mr. Vertigo


In second place is Mr. Kurt Vonnegut, whose work I've not yet read but about which I've heard great things.

Slaughterhouse Five
Cat's Cradle


The rest were just incidental pick ups.

Joseph Heller's Catch 22 - I want to read this and find out what all the fuss is about.
Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Is it really that screwed up?
And finally Carl Sagan's Contact - I'm just into that sort of thing. Leave me alone.

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Sunday, February 19, 2006

Book Review Monday

Well, it's Monday and I've got a few books I'd like to share with you. Two of them are graphic novels, but we won't hold that against them. All books I've finished this week, they're fresh in my mind and I hope I can do them justice. Bear with me.



The first book I want to get to is called The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffennegger.

I was a bit wary of this book at first, thinking it would be a harlequin romance in a sci-fi skin, but after the first twenty or so pages I saw otherwise. This is not a romance; nor is it a sci-fi novel. It is one of those rare occurences that can't be classified into any genre; save "life fiction," and we wouldn't generally put books involving time travel there either.

Let's talk about story. Henry DeTamble is a man with a genetic disorder, one that throws him backward and forward in time, without any clothing. For a science fiction writer, this might be enough of a seed for a short story. It's a new way to look at time travel, an original idea that deserves a lot of credit for initiative. But Niffennegger doesn't stop there. Henry appears at the residence of Clare Abshire, in a meadow outside her house when she is six years old. She meets with him and he leaves, giving her a list of dates when he'll be back. As Clare grows up, Henry continues to visit her in the meadow, and she falls in love with him. Later, when Clare finds Henry in real time, he doesn't remember her and she's known him all his life. This is because all of the backwards traveling by Henry is done after he's found and falls in love with Clare.

The reality of this novel was startling; the characters I felt I had known for the longest time, each with heroic characteristics as well as not-so heroic characteristics. And yes, I think we'll agree that while the occurrences in the book are not quite possible (unless they really happened and Niffennegger is really Clare). Somehow this doesn't take away from any of the truth of the novel.

I'd like to note, for any time travel nut out there, that this book is not free of paradoxes. There are a lot of questionable events, which raise questions about how they happened. For example, an older Henry travels back in time to teach his younger self valuable skills for surviving as a a time traveler (like a time he returns to teach himself to pickpocket from strangers). There's a small problem with this logic, however. If he only ever had himself teach himself how to do things, how did he learn the skill in the first place (without the answer being "himself")? Issues like these can be overlooked when faced with the quality of the novel, and I think that in this case they should be.

Recommended. 5/5.




The second book I have for you is called City of Glass. Formerly a novel by Paul Auster, this is an adaptation into the graphic form by Paul Karasik and David Mazzucchelli. And it takes about an hour to read through.

We follow the story of writer Daniel Quinn, a mystery novelist who publishes books about his detective protagonist Max Work under the pseudonym of William Wilson. Confusing? Maybe. Anyway, Quinn's going through depression as he's unsure where his life is going, when he gets a phone call. Some man asking for Auster, Paul Auster. Quinn tells him he has the wrong number. A few nights later the man calls back. This time, Quinn pretends to be Auster. The man on the other line is Peter Stillman, a herky-jerky creepy weirdo guy who is how he is because he was locked in a room for nine years by his father.

Peter Stillman's father, a man convinced that if only the human being could be cleansed of all knowledge of speech by men, he could learn to the original language of God, was arrested and and yet paroled. It's Daniel's job to keep Peter Stillman Sr. away from Peter Stillman Jr. because it's said the old man sent a letter to the younger declaring that there would be a day of reckoning.

As Daniel Quinn becomes more and more involved with the case, we see the breakdown of his sanity as well as his detective work. Eventually I can't even tell what's going on anymore. The ending is vague, and I feel like there was an intended point to get from the book, but I think I missed it. It almost makes me want to read the original Auster novel, but since I know the plot I don't think I will. Oh well.

Good art, nice page design.

3.5/5





And finally, V for Vendetta by Alan Moore and David Lloyd.

I liked this book. It's not better than my other favorite graphic novel, also by Alan Moore, Watchmen, but it's still good.

Centering itself in a world where 1980's Britain has become a totalitarian fascist government, the book introduces us to V, a character in a Guy Fawkes mask who uses terrorist tactics to bring down the government.

Over the course of the book you learn his backstory, and it's quite intricate and fun. So I won't tell you.

Much of the book has to do with freeing the mind of a scared young woman, Evelyn Hammond. About to be raped and murdered in the beginning of the book, V shows up and dispatches the assailants and takes Evey to his lair, aptly named the Shadow Gallery. I had some issues with the portrayal of Evey as a stupid, naive girl, but accounting for the fact that this book was written twenty five years ago when that was about the only way anyone depicted women in comic books, it's not too bad.

I don't really want to say anything more about the plot, but I'd like to talk about the images used in the book. They're incredibly inked, utilizing a confidence of brush I've not seen, and David Lloyd uses an incredible array of watercolor to make the images come to life in a way you don't normally experience with a comic book. I'll admit that at first it was distracting, but after five or six pages I was hooked.

This book's worth a read, if only just to have read it.

4/5.

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4 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm a little disturbed by this, to say the least.

11:33 AM  
Adam said...

I agree, it's disturbing. But it sets the stage for the rest of the story. Also, remember that none of this is real; it's a comic book representation of dreams a man is having.

2:20 PM  
Anonymous said...

Haha, I know. You're doing a good job with it. I'll be watching for the rest, disturbing or not. :)

4:38 PM  
Adam said...

Good. ;)

6:01 PM  

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Saturday, February 18, 2006

Dream a Little Dream...

A new comic I spent two days on. I like it, there's more to come.


EDIT: I changed the text in this page to make the event clearer. It used to seem like maybe he was enjoying this horrible dream. But he's not. Ok, just thought I'd make that clear.

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Thursday, February 16, 2006

Change? Yeah, Big Change


College is about change. I'm just thinking about this because I recently saw this image again. As you can see, the timestamp says August 30, 2005. About six days into college.

This is what I look like now.

Funny, huh? Think I need a haircut. Or I'll just grow it however long I feel like.

Reading Paul Auster's City of Glass tonight. I'll let you know how that goes. And Dad, check out your website. SHAZOW!

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

9 Posts

I'm up to 9 posts or 3,000 words on the SYITT project, and we have liftoff!

When I finish the thing I may just stop over at Lulu and publish it. Anyone interested in a copy? Yeah, we should probably wait until it's done. Or good.

Tomorrow Jared's Art Crash 214 starts. He's got plenty of suggestions, and he'll be doing a painting for every hour for nine days.

Next Friday should be a fun time.

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Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Something I Can Complete

So I've got projects up the wazoo. So what.

I'll tell you why.

Step 1.) I'm bored.
Step 2.) I think of something that will interest me.
Step 3.) I start that thing.
Step 4.) I lose interest in said thing.
Step 5.) I'm bored.
Step 6.) I think of something... and so on ad infinitum.

Notice how "I finish said thing" is not on the list. We're still working on that one.

So I made a project that is un-finishable. It will be complete whenever I'm not working on it. In fact, it's complete right now. Ok, so fine. I didn't make the project, David did. David Livens. From Britain. (All my good ideas come from overseas. Don't say I didn't tell you.)

Before you don't get excited, let me use some of his words to describe what I'm trying to say. Because it's his idea, not mine, and I don't know if I understand it completely yet myself. So.

Dave says : "I didn't do this for ANY reason. I'm doing it because I don't write. I don't write anything and that's ridiculous. So I decided to write ANYTHING, and this is it. Adam is doing it because like me, he needs the motivation, and he needs to just write something. If I had a deadline - I would write. Motivating myself, however, seems near impossible. So I write this, and that's it. I have to say, I like what Adam is doing - he's really taking this in a different direction and I'm pleased that his style is shining through, that's important. "

Basically, the project is a collection of vignettes from the point of view of a man whose present is our future...about fifteen years in the future. So at any point, whenever I stop working on it, it will still be a collection of vignettes...and therefore will be complete. However, I do have to goal to at least give you some cohesive sense of his world and time and how it makes him different from us (if at all).

Another thing...there's no retroactive editing. Ever. Once something is posted, it's in its final form. Just like life.

If you want to read mine, it's here. WARNING, adult language and adult themes. Don't read it unless you can deal with the fact that I wrote it.

And Dave's is here. Read his too.

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Thursday, February 02, 2006

The Hourly Comic - Feb 1st 2006

So this was my day. Today. Kind of. Anyway, I have to say that a) I don't have a scanner, and b) that this is part of Hourly Comics Day which you can find other entries of here.

Starting last night at midnight, and with a new panel added for every hour I was awake, it turns out that in a 24 hour period I was awake...17 hours. How bout that.

Also I got Jared Hindman to do one, and that's here.

Take a look here for that which is actual size.

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