Comedic Kick Up
I need some funny. Precisely, I need to kick myself up a few notches. Before that, I need some notches that I can kick myself up. How does Emeril do it?
I really don't want to get caught up there with this (and yeah, I really made this one up. Somehow they always seem funnier while I'm asleep...)
"What do you call a turtle with glasses?"
"What?"
"A nerdle."
To which my waking mind responded; "Shoot me. Shoot me in the head right now." My sleeping mind proceeded to flip my waking mind the bird. It was a canary.
Another thing I just found myself thinking for no apparent reason:
"I wasn't born yesterday, but I was born before yesterday. Does that count?"
In other words (if there were any other words) I'm completely BEEPed for the moment when I have to stand up in front of people and pretend I'm funny.
Moment commencing in: Four Days.
Yep. I'm so BEEPed.
I really don't want to get caught up there with this (and yeah, I really made this one up. Somehow they always seem funnier while I'm asleep...)
"What do you call a turtle with glasses?"
"What?"
"A nerdle."
To which my waking mind responded; "Shoot me. Shoot me in the head right now." My sleeping mind proceeded to flip my waking mind the bird. It was a canary.
Another thing I just found myself thinking for no apparent reason:
"I wasn't born yesterday, but I was born before yesterday. Does that count?"
In other words (if there were any other words) I'm completely BEEPed for the moment when I have to stand up in front of people and pretend I'm funny.
Moment commencing in: Four Days.
Yep. I'm so BEEPed.
2 Comments:
You're going to be fine... And you know it! Have a little faith haha. You're funniest when you aren't trying too hard. ;-)
Good luck with your stand up routine!! Let us know how it went.
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