Topped 16 Thousand

The play is OVER.

1. Libby got me two (count 'em, 2) tickets to go see Mitch Hedberg and Steven Lynch with my sister in Ann Arbor this coming weekend. I know, don't you wish she was your girlfriend?
2. When we arrived to do the play on Friday night, Nick (some kid, doesn't matter) had left his lights on and his keys in the car. So, Adam decided to teach him a lesson. (With the help of his esteemed partner Libby of course.) We moved his car to the other end of the parking lot and took his keys. Then, at the end of the night when the performance had ended, we watched and waited until he came out. There was Nick, a tall blond-haired boy who would flirt with a tree if it was ticklish, looking quizzically at the spot his car had been an hour and a half before. He thought his car was stolen and when we finally broke down and told him the joke he was so grateful to have been taught a lesson about leaving his keys in the car that he...um...thanked me...for stealing his car.
3. During the play today where the music was supposed to play and we were all supposed to start dancing, it never played. There was an awkward silence and so I, Robin Hood, strode up to the same blond-haired boy and said, "So, Little John. Think there might be some music here in a bit?" The audience roars with laughter. "I don't know, but right now seems to be the opportune time," he replies. It was amazing fun.
4. There is no 4.
5. I had pumpkin pie. I love pumpkin pie.
6. I'm more than double where I was last post. Go figure. Once I reach 25,000, I'm posting the first half of the novel here. Where you can read it. Here. Okay, just so we're clear. Here. No excerpts today. Boo-hoo.